if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle puolaksi - Sanakirja.org (englanti-puola)

Käännös		Konteksti
Sanonnat
1.	gdyby babcia miała wąsy, to by była dziadkiem	puhekieli, alatyyli, leikkisä
2.	gdyby ciocia miała wąsy, toby była wujkiem	puhekieli, alatyyli, leikkisä

(colloquial, vulgar, humorous) It is fruitless to speculate about counterfactual situations.

"We would have won the match if we'd had a decent goalkeeper." "And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle!"